Namjoon: hey, what are you doing?
Jin (puts his phone away quickly): aahhh nothing.
Namjoon: ... okay, THAT was suspicious. What were you looking at?
Jin: nothing!! Don't worry about it.
Namjoon: You do realize that you're being weird right now, right? Come on, what were you- oh. I see. I think I understand now.
Jin: ..... Crap. Listen, I can explai-
Namjoon: You were looking at pictures of Brad Pitt, weren't you?!
Jin:....um, no?
Namjoon: I don't get it. I mean, what does he have that I don't? Is it the beard? 'cause I can grow a beard, I just choose not to. For vegan reasons. But Brad Pitt thinks he's so handsome, I bet that he doesn't even care about the environment!
Jin: I'm confused. I mean, you're not even vegan-
Namjoon: I COULD BE A VEGAN IF I WANTED TO! AND GROW A BEARD! AND I'M DEFINITELY NOT AFRAID OF BEARS!
Jin: Ugh, fine! I can't believe I'm doing this. Okay. I didn't want to show it to anyone, but since you're being such a drama queen, I guess I have no choice. Here, take my phone. You can look.
Namjoon: okay......
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Namjoon: are these photos of me from our debute days?
Jim: yes. I was looking at photos of you from our no more dream days. I know that everyone hates the way that you looked back then, you especially, but... I don't know, I always thought that you looked cool. And sexy.
Namjoon: oh really?
Jin: yeah. I didn't want anyone to know, because I knew you'd make fun of me.
Namjoon: ....... Babe, I'm sorry. I should have believed you from the beginning. I get really insecure sometimes, especially when it comes to Brad Pitt. I don't ever want you to feel like I don't trust you.
Jin: it's okay, I know you do.
Yoongi: aaand send.
Jin: yoongi WTF?! I thought you were asleep!
Yoongi: nope. I was just lying there without moving, like a dead body. It's really soothing, you should try it sometime.
Jin: were you recording our conversation?
Yoongi: yeah, obviously.
Jin: who did you send it to??
Yoongi: myself. I sent it multiple times, so I have a few copies.
Jin: but why? What for?
Yoongi: I'll tell you what for- next time you baboons decide to recreate a scene from a cheesy k-drama in my room while I'm asleep, I'll send these to everyone, and then everyone will know that kim seokjin is a basic bitch who's into caterpillar haircuts and ridiculous sun glasses!
Jin: BITCH-
Namjoon: babe, let it go. He's just being cranky 'cause we woke him up. He won't do this for real.
Yoongi: oh REALLY? So you went there. Do you want me to show everyone the video? The TRAMPOLINE VIDEO?-
Namjoon: OKAY I'LL SHUT UP NOW
