The following chapter contains themes of sexual nature that may not be suitable for younger readers. Also, it's actual trash that may cost your sanity and your will to live. So yeah, you've been warned.
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TaeJin - DADDY OPPA/SEXY FOX
It's was a quiet evening at the bangtan house. Jin was in his room, looking at pictures on his computer, when suddenly, Taehyung walked in.
"hey there, handsome", he said, and then added with a super sexy and perfect smirk, "or should I say, WORLDWIDE handsome".
"Tae!" Jin closed his laptop with a guilty look on his perfect face, soft skin and big muscles, and put his hands through his hair. "hi!"
"What were you looking at?" asked Taehyung, with a curious look on his perfectly sculptured face that looked like the face the most handsomet god on Earth and beyond.
"Just nude pictures of you". Jin said, and then blushed like a big, juicy water balloon that's been left in the sun all day. "Shit! OMG I'm so embarrassed, I – I didn't want you to know about this!"
"don't worry", Said Taehyung with a seductive look on his face and licked his lips like a hungry baby wolf that is cute and hot at the same time, "I actually think it's sexy. You made OPPA horny, daddy".
"GASP!" Jin said, "but- but I AM daddy, Tae!"
"You're my oppa, but I'm your daddy", said Taehyung and locked his lips again, "and I want to lick your face, Kim Seokjin".
"OMG!" Jin gasped again, "but what about Namjoon?"
"Namjoon doesn't need to know". Taehyung reached and touched Jin's little friend inside his tight leather pants, "let me nibble on your piclkle, sexy beans".
Jin moaned loudly. "YES!" he screamed, "NIBBLE ON MY PICKLE, KIM TAEHYUNG! NIBBLE ON IT TIL IT GOES BACK TO BEING A CUCUMBER!"
Taehyung licked his lips and put on his sexy silver fox costume. People didn't know it, but Taehyung was actually a FURRY!
"How do I look?" he asked Jin and show him his delicious butt.
"Foxy". Jin replied, and moaned again. And then again, just because Taehyung was to hot DLFGJDLFKGJDFLKGJDFGDFG
"I think you need to be tamed", Jin said, "or should I say, TAEmed!"
And then. The door opened, and Namjoon walked in.
"JIN!!" he screamed, "HOW COULD YOU?!"
"OH NO!" said Taehyung and Jin, "BUSTED!"
The tension – or maybe, TAEJIN – was HigH?"????
THE END
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For the record, I could make a killer fanfic if I wanted to.
And if my parents are reading this-
I'm so sorry
