Jin: Ugjh, I'm really pissed off.
Namjoon: Do you want to scream into this pillow?
Jin: No, I'm going to do what I always do.
Namjoon: Wait for one of the other members to make a dumb mistake and overreact?
Jin: Exactly.
Namjoon: Please don't, I haven't had my coffee yet. Plus, It's too early in the morning, what could they have possibly don-
Jungkook: Guys, help!!!! I tried to give Tae a wedgie because he broke my favourite cup last night, and now his underwear is got stuck inside his butt!
Namjoon: I spoke too soon-
Jin: Are you DUMB?! WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!
Jungkook: I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THE UNDERWEAR TO GET STUCK!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT TAE HAS A RIDICULOUSLY FAT ASS-
Tae (from the bathroom): IT'S NOT FAT, IT'S THICC!!-
Jin: TAEHYUNG DON'T MAKE ME GO IN THERE-
Namjoon: NO!! Listen up, bitches- it's WAY too early in the morning for this shit, so I'm going to my room to drink my coffee and read my manga in peace, and if ANY OF YOU hoes does ANYTHING while I'm gone, I'm going to send him to wake Yoongi up and face a horribly painful death. Understood?
..........
Namjoon: UNDERSTOOD?
Jungkook and Jin: Yes.
Namjoon: Good.
*Namjoon leaves.*
.......
Tae: Guys? The underwear is still stuck in my butt and I can't find it-
Jin: Man, you DO have a fat ass-
Tae: I TOLD YOU, IT'S NOT FAT, IT'S THICC-
