'Tae: Taekook is the superior ship.
Hobi: You know that's a lie. Sope is obviously better.
Tae: Dude, have you SEEN the fanfics?!
Hobi: Dude, have you seen our PERFORMANCE? We're an actual duo!
Tae: JK and I are cuter together.
Hobi: bitch, PLEASE-
Jimin: you know, I always really liked VHope.
Tae: .......
Hobi: ........
Hobi: yeah, we're really cute together, huh?
Tae: yeah, we're adorable together. And we were each other's first kiss, and we always have fun together. Hey.... Maybe WE'RE the ultimate ship!
Yoongi: Nope, Sope is still the superior ship.
Hobi: yeah, sorry, Taehyungie....
Tae: you're such a traitor!!
Hobi: come on, try looking at it from my point of view - if I agree with Yoongi, I'll be supporting my one and true love, my partner in life. If I'll agree with you, I'll sleep on the couch tonight.
Tae:.......... Yeah, that's fair.
