A gay smoothie

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'A list of things Jimin might want:

* High heels.

* A walking stick to prevent him from falling.

* The English dictionary.

* A video compilation of all of BTS' sexiest moments.

* A photo of Jungkook peeling a pineapple.

* A mochi tattoo.

* A fancy cushion for his perfect jibooty.

* A baseball bat, to defend himself when bighit tries to change his hair colour again.

* A gay smoothie.'

Jungkook: seriously, Tae?

Tae: WHAT? Those are good ideas!

Jungkook: 'A gay smoothie'? What does that even mean?

Tae: well, you see, it's just like a regular smoothie, but IN FACT, IT'S!-

Jungkook: Yes??-

Tae: - GAY!

Jungkook: okay then.

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