Namjoon's and Yoongi's drinking game

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Namjoon: Yoongi, how about we play a little game?

Yoongi: No thanks-

Namjoon: - It's a drinking game that  revolves around Hobi-

Yoongi: -But then again, sure, why not?

Namjoon: Great! Okay, so here are the rules- every time Hobi does a certain thing, we take a shot.

Yoongi: How do we decide about the thing?

Namjoon: Hmm... Maybe we should ask one of the other members to help us with it, without telling them why we're asking.

Yoongi: Why don't we just pick something on our own?

Namjoon: Because it's more fun that way!

Yoongi: Fine, I've got nothing better to do anyway.

Namjoon: Alright. Jimin!

Jimin: Yeah, what is it?

Namjoon: What is a thing that you like about Hobi?

Jimin: Hmm........... I like his laugh.

Namjoon and Yoongi: Oh, shit

Hobi: Hey guys, what were you talking about?

Jimin: Namjoon hyung and Yoongi Hyung asked me what I liked about you, and I said that I liked your laugh.

Hobi: Hahaha, what? You guys are weird

Yoongi: This was a mistake-

Namjoon: Agreed. Now drink up

*Forty minutes later*

Namjoon: I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE MYSELF-

Yoongi: I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE MYSELF-

Namjoon: I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW MYSELF-

Yoongi and Namjoon: YA PLAYA HATERS YOU SHOULD LOVE YOURSELF- BRRR BRRRR-

Namjoon: I LOVE YOU, MAN-

Yoongi: I LOVE YOU TOO-

Hobi: HAHAHAHAHAHA, what the fuck is going on?!!-

Namjoon: DRINK UP, YOONGLES-

Yoongi: OKAY, JOONIE-

Hobi: HAHAHAHAHA-

Namjoon: AND ANOTHER ONE-

Jimin: Wait, I'm starting to see a pattern here

Hobi: BWAHAHAHAH I CAN'T BREATH-

Namjoon: ANOTHER ONE!! WE'RE INVINCIBLE-

Jimin: This is going to end so badly-

Yoongi: HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKAA-

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