Jimin: It's getting cold outside, I need someone to cuddle with-
Jungkook: Ooh, me!
Jimin: Anyone?
Jungkook: Um, ME?
Jimin: ANYONE?
Jungkook: Wha?! What did I do to deserve this treatment?
Jimin: Somebody tell Jungkook that he knows what he did and pretending not to know what this is about isn't going to fix it
Jungkook: WHO are you talking to?! The only one here besides me is Yoongi hyung, and he's sleeping!
Yoongi: More like TRYING to sleep but can't get over the noise of your petty k-drama shit.
Jungkook: Yoongi hyung, do you know what this is about?
Yoongi: He's probably still pissed at you because of what you said last night.
Jungkook: What? What did I say?
Yoongi: I think it was something like "Lizkook is not that bad of a ship".
Jungkook: Wait, THAT'S why he's mad at me?
Jimin: YOU BET YOUR ASS IT'S WHY I'M MAD AT YOU! How could you say that it's not that bad of a ship, and right in front of my SALAD?!
Jungkook: I see..... Well. PARK JIMIN HOW DARE YOU?!
Jimin: Wait, what?
Jungkook: You're the most shippable person in our group. You are literally shipped with anyone you meet, and plus, you're the most flirtious motherfucker I've ever met, and you know what?! I don't stop you from doing what you want, even when I'm jealous, because I TRUST YOU! DAMN.
Yoongi: Wow, such drama.... But Jimin won't forgive you that easily, he's a petty hoe-
Jimin: OH, BABE! Do you really feel this way? That's so sweet! I'm sorry, you're right, I should let to speak your mind.
Yoongi: Well, that was unexpected. Jungkook won't relax that quickly though, he's stubborn as fuc-
Jungkook: No, YOU'RE sweet! And I'm sorry too. I didn't mean anything by that, you know that you're the only person that I see.
Jimin: OHHHHHH BABEEEEE-
Jungkook: BABBBEEHHHE-
Yoongi: Wow, that was resolved quickly. They really are one of the best ships..................
Yoongi: .............Sope is still the superior ship though
