Namjoon: What are you watching?
Tae: Gay thai dramas
Namjoon: ............ You know what? As long as it's not the unspeakable thing you were watching last week, it's fine by me.
Tae: Calling it unspeakable is a bit extreme, don't you think? I mean, it's just Lizkook videos-
Namjoon: IT IS WRONG AND YOU KNOW IT-
Tae: It's FUNNY! People will interpret anything as romantic. I mean, Lisa from Blackpink and Jungkook have almost zero interactions, and yet some people are convinced that they're together. Don't you think that it's funny?
Namjoon: No, I find a lack of logic infuriating.
Tae: Oh, so you're THAT kind of fangirl-
Namjoon: I'm a guy-
Tae: Irrelevant-
