Namjoon: Alright, so what should be the topic of our new single?
Yoongi: No idea, but we should write something that will make our fans cry
Namjoon: What? NO! Why would you even suggest that?
Yoongi: WHAT? They love sad songs! Listening to sad songs is a healthy alternative to therapy. It's been proven by scientists.
Hobi: Umm, yeah, that's DEFINITELY incorrect-
Yoongi: You can't argue with science, Hobi-
Namjoon: Guys, focus! Forget about how sad the song should be - what should it be ABOUT?
Hobi: Maybe we should just say random ideas out loud and try to go from there
Namjoon: Sounds good! Let's do it On three. One, two, three-
Hobi: Do your thang!-
Namjoon: Black swan!-
Yoongi: DESPAIR!
*Silence*
Namjoon: ......... Alright! I think we have our song
Hobi: What are you talking about? We didn't even pick an idea to focus on
Namjoon: We'll do all of them. Do your thang, black swan, and despair
Yoongi: Yes!! Despair!!
Namjoon: .............. Are you okay, man?
Yoongi: I'm fine, I just really like writing about despair
Hobi: Well that's not alarming at all
