Kobe: no but for real i have so many stories Y: well let's get comfortable because i wanna hear this
everyone sat down either on the bed or on the couch while kobe stood up in front of everyone
Kobe: so what story y'all want first Vallyk: you losing your virginity Kobe: aight bet so basically this girl i just met her like the night before and she was flirting with me and shit so i'm like flirting back whole time hard as a stone cold wall so we flirting back and forth and she pull me upstairs now i ain't no bitch so i'm following her to the room we get there and she just strip like soon as the door closed she standing there naked so i'm like damn baby you nasty ain't you Derek: what the fuck Kobe: anyways after that i get naked too and now she going down i'm talking vacuum gawk gawk four k ultra wide television screen with three d vision type shit Vallyk: nigga what Kobe: stop interrupting bitch anyways after that man i throw her small ass on the bed and i start going to town man i'm talking shit that make you wanna leave your husband type shit make you wanna go punch a cop make you wanna hold a nigga down in jail type you know what i mean then after all that was said and done all i said was face down then boom man i know that say pussy should come with an asthma pump but she needed a mother fucking breathing machine how i was dogging her ass after all that though she fell asleep and i got my shit and left and ignored all her calls ever since so soon she gave up out of sight out of mind Ayaina: you're the definition of not shit Bryce: what was the girls name Kobe: uhh carmen i think Hunter: do you know where she stays like what state or city Carmen: i stay in new york hey nice to meet y'all Y: got damn i don't know if you swing that way but i'm single you want my number or my credit card i have a black card and a tesla um i don't know kobe i just met him can you marry me we can adopt a baby and have a cute little family or just kiss me once is enough to get me through this hard life my parents just died and you know i just need a shoulder to cry on
everyone looked at y/n slowly shaking their heads while carmen let out a laugh
Carmen: you're very pretty y/n Y: so you'll marry me Kobe: y/n Y: no i don't know you who are you again and why are you here anyways carmen did i mention my parents died so sad so so sad this murderer next to me killed them i just need you to kiss me to help me through this terrible day Derek: i know you lying anyways i'm derek this psychopaths fiancé she isn't single but yea her parents did die Carmen: aww well then of course i'll kiss you Y: are you serious today's a good day but yes so sad my parents died i need a kiss i also lost one of my best friends times are hard
carmen started walking to y/n and when she was about to kiss her derek pulled y/n to him and kissed her l instead so she kissed him back then rolled her eyes looking back at carmen
Y: i can explain that see he's like obsessed with me so he likes to kiss me and i kiss back to be nice you know...i'm joking he's my fiancé but i mean we're talking about me and you right now so what's up shawty let me get your number Carmen: yea y/n you get my number Y: ahh she knows my name
y/n sat there with a huge smile on her face and she pulled out her phone typing in the numbers carmen was saying then after a while carmen pulled kobe into the hallway talking to him then they started arguing then she started yelling at him in spanish and after that she slapped him and walked off and kobe came back in the room with a red cheek
Y: damn she slapped the fuck out of you Kobe: yea i know that Y: see that's why you don't play with latinas Vallyk: what was she mad about Kobe: me ghosting her Mattia: but wasn't that years ago Kobe: yes but apparently she's still pissed Y: you should be the one pissed how did you lose her Kobe: obviously she didn't look like that when i first got with her Y: well you took a fat L on that one Derek: imma pull them stitches out Y: aww i love you more you're cuter Derek: thank you Y: anytime sexy
derek kissed y/n and she kissed him back then he hugged her and laid his head on her head
Vallyk: so do you plan on making things right with her or are you just gonna let her stay mad at you Kobe: man i might make things right because that ass is crazy Y: you're such a man whore if you play her i'll literally suffocate you with a pillow and rip your throat out through your ass and send it to your mom on her birthday Kobe: jeez ok i won't play her but technically if she agrees to just fucking with no strings attached then i'm good Y: if i could get up i'd kick your ass Kobe: and i'd rip them stitches Y: you think you're funny Kobe: oh no baby i'm hilarious Derek: only i call her that Y: exactly only he calls me that
derek and y/n crossed their arms looking at kobe and he shook his head
Kobe: y'all should've died
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