Rwby react to something

oh hunter. Awaken from thy dream

I don't own Bloodborne or fate grand order and i don't own Rwby. So lets go with the chapter. Oh and i got a discord thingy now. So if you wanna contact me there you can. But please still leave comments instead of only discording me. I love reading them. Also i am kinda experimenting here so bear with me. And it does have been a while since finished bloodborne.

It all began on a friendly little day. The sun was shining, birds were singing, Emiya was cooking up a new dish for the cafeteria, the alcoholics made alcohol and Weiss was secretly giving Jaune a usb stick before going into his teams dorm room to announce something to them.

All is normal in total.

"Well team... the shared bank account is empty." said Jaune.

Except for that.

"What?!" shouted the rest of Jnpr in shock. But indeed, the amount of cash in team Jnprs shared account is as large as the probability as a bloodborne remastered.

"But... how?! We make a steady five figure a month and we don't have to pay rent or buy food!" asked Pyrrha confused while the feeling of no cash was entirely new to her. For while she didn't have as much money as Weiss she did come from a line of arena fighters and always had more money then other people in mistral. Her earnings in her own tournaments not even counting.

"Well. For one we had to pay for the damage Nora caused during the food fights. Which was... alot. And we had to pay for the security measures that emiya wanted for the pancake batter as you are the number one culprit." said Jaune.

"Guilty!" said Nora, proud of herself while eating more stolen literal satan class pancakes.

"That is nothing to be proud of nora." said Ren.

"Second! The beauty and tea products Ren bought! Especially a porcelain gold tea set with ten cups, a magical pot, self heating, and green tea from Rikkyu, who is known to be just as money hungry as Jaques but with more compassion for life forms because dead and unhappy people can't buy her tea. And add in the matcha cookies that Ren bought for trice of the market price." said Jaune slightly annoyed while Ren is calmly sipping from his tea cup.

"One should be always one in body and mind in battle. Money is temporary. Peace of mind is eternal. And the rare blend of green tea certainly helps." said Ren before slurping a cup.

"And then we have Pyrrha! I love you but damn! Like! Daaaaaaamn! You break through your weapons twice a week because they are made out of solid iron, if what Ruby said is true, which is then painted and dust treated instead of using steel! It also doesn't help that you don't buy them here, where they are cheaply made, but from mistral! I understand the iron statement because of your semblance but why not here?" asked Jaune.

"Well... i didn't need to replace them that much when i was an arena fighter for i could simply move the enemies weaponry in a way that they don't hit armor that much. And because my weaponry was sponsored i normaly didn't have to pay that much and it gets regularly switched out for sponsored ones." said Pyrrha emberassed who was beginning to think of switching up her weaponry.

"And then there is me and my issues." said Jaune who then looks at the stuff he had bought which ranged from something small like the now shredded Gilgamesh dating book in the jar, the book is still trying to kill him for being ripped apart, to something as big as a life sized suit of terminator armor with jetpack.

"Maybe Team rwby will lend us something. Ruby has the roman credit card and golden rule after all." said Pyrrha after some thought.

"Jaune! I am here for the liver you promised! Either that or the million!" came from the outside. It was Ruby with the debt collectors.