Rwby react to something

The fuck you mean family is more dangerous then a nuke

I don't own fgo or Rwby. Ok. Have fun with this totally random chapter. I also don't own the song. That is ylvis.

"Today we are gonna watch some footage. That footage has been recorded over the time of your stay. Consider this the third part of our "i got random shit that i put together to watch". That and Asvatthaman on Menagerie." said Knight happy.

"Why is he at my home!?"shouted Blake shocked.

"Saying something about meeting the Kali there and taking care of something while the official buissness is a tower. But not important right now." said Knight.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT?!" shouted Blake in fear, be it for menagerie or the faunus there nobody knows for she knows that he won't hurt her parents.

"Well you see it later. Anyway. Look! It is from your first day here in chaldea!" said Knight excited before turning the tv on.

There one could see Team Rwby being brought to the cafeteria by Knight. It was their first day in novum chaldea and they have just toured through every major things they need to care about with the last being their dorms which had two white bunkbeds, a table, a chair, a monitor, a bath and a kitchen. Showers and bathes on the other hand were in the communtity part of the complex.

"Ah our first day here. Good memories." said Ruby with a smile.

"We have almost been killed fourteen times on our first day here." said Weiss annoyed.

"See. Almost. Almost only counts by flame throwers, rocket launchers, grenade launchers and hand grenades. Every almost died is better then we did die." said Ruby happy.

"She is right... in a weird. But still right though." said Blake. 

"... I fault you with her weird view on the world." said Summer angry.

"Yep. That one is on me." said Qrow.

"And those were your dorms. What time do we have?... Damn it is lunch rush time. You will eat with the rest of everyone in the cafeteria. Except you cook for yourself of course." said Knight before hearing something through the closed door and tackeling to the ground before a beam ripped through the door.

"That was number 5." said Blake.

"Really what was number one then?" asked Salem.

"Well..." began Knight and Ruby while having a flashback moment.

(flash back)

"WHY THE FUCK DOES THAT EXIST?!" shouted Yang as they ran from a monster that crawled at the ceiling.

"Because it is iconic at this point and a good trap for normal people so keep running! I also cannot punch her because she would only like it!" shouted Knight who was running with them.

"I want you! I will suck you dry cleanly! Yes! A five some newbies!" shouted Kiara who was running after them after she jumped from the ceiling.

"That is kinda hot but i want my brain whole! I don't want to reach that tag!" shouted Blake while she was running through the corridors with the rest.

"Wrong moment!" shouted everyone.

"I would spray you if i could!" shouted Ruby who was overclocking her semblance to keep the distance between her and the beast of lust as wide as possible.

"I can smell you. Your hair smells so good." said Kiara who was already smelling Yangs hair during their run.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" shouted everyone while Yang picked up Blake ran at this point even faster then Ruby with her speed semblance, Weiss with her glyphs and Knight with his inhuman stats.