Well i couldn't decide between monster hunter and devil may cry here. So i thought: Why the hell not both. So here we are. A dmc, monster hunter(Dmc and Mh are owned by capcom), fgo(owned by typemoon), rwby(owned by viz) crossover. I don't own anything and be ready for the bloodiest documentary/safary known to Wattpad.
Also. I am gonna rely on world here because while Wilds is newer, and from what i have seen better, i want cantine chef feline. So expect to either see content from worlds here, or a cantine in mh wilds because i really liked that cantine. It was for me one of the few good things in World. Meh i take worlds. There is more to lore to it and there was an dmc crossover with it 7 years ago anyway.
Ruby has done her tasks for today. So she decided to walk to the cafeteria and give herself and Mr Shadow a treat.
"Two strawberry sundaes, Emiya!" said Ruby and a red coated, white haired man next to her. They looked at each other.
"Awesome red coat?" asked the man.
"Awesome red cape!" said Ruby before looking at the sword which looked at the weapon of the man.
"Awesome weapon?" asked Ruby while pointing to crescent rose.
"Totally awesome sister." said the man while pointing at his sword before revealing his black and silver pistol.
"Oh gods in heaven there are two of those." said Emiya scared of chaldeas ice cream storages and what those gun nuts will do.
"Two of them? Oooooh! Also half demon?" asked the man excited.
"Nope. But apparently some relations to a god. Well and i have my friend here in terms of supernatural. Say hi Mr Shadow." said Ruby while pointing at Mr Shadow.
"Greetings son of sparda." said Mr Shadow.
"What is it? A devil arm? It looks so cute!" said the red coated man before Mr Shadow quickly and quietly took on the form of the grim reaper riding on a pale almost skeletal horse before returning back to his original form.
"Nope. Straight up death in the bone. Got it." said Dante calm while Emiya sighed as he had to scrub the counter clean again to prevent any deadly infections that could influence the human staff.
"Well. Name is Dante. Rolls of the tongue easily. Ladys love it. Full time demon hunter, part time mercinary..." began Dante.
"And devourer of our peperoni pizza and strawberry sundaes." said Emiya annoyed while aggressively cleaning his knives.
"Well what can i say. The chaldea cantine just uses the best stuff with the best cooks. And an all you can eat ice cream and pizza buffet on fridays." said Dante relaxed.
"Ruby Rose. Huntress in training." said Ruby before holding out her hand to shake his.
"Nice to know you pipsqueak. I think we will be good friends." said Dante before turning to Emiya who sighed and picked up a small note book and a pencil.
"What do you want to eat AFTER the strawberry sundae? And AFTER you have payed the tab? And AFTER you payed the..." asked Emiya annoyed.
"Medium rare Rathalos steak. With mushrooms sauce and fries. Put that on Ladys tab. Also a drink whould hit juuuuuuuust right right now." said Dante before Knight came out of the storage.
"Nope. No steaks left. Have to buy new ones." said Knight.
"And even if we had i won't cook it until he payed his tab." said Emiya pissed off.
"Cool down literal satan. I am paying when a job is insight. And Lady might borrow me something." said Dante while Knight got an idea.
"I think... i have an idea." said Knight with a shit eating grin.

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