Rwby react to something

For the emperor

I don't own the video or rwby or warhammer 40k or the video and all the credit goes to the respecting owners of them. And here we are with the next suggestion. Have fun!

"Can i borrow your sword? Your real one i mean?Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssseeeeee? I even cash in the favour you owe me for the special shotgunsword you wanted." asked Ruby who wanted to see that sword.

"No. The moment you touch it would ignite every molecule in the atmosphere and turn the atmosphere in one big nuclear bomb." said Knight.

Ruby looked at him with shining eyes.

"Which is bad. Really bad." said Knight.

"Fine... then i want a video with some cool weapons!" said Ruby.

"Fine. Well then today we have another dib into the grimm dark space of maximum of violence. Well if we ignore a certain "trench crusade". " said Knight.

"Oh joy." said Blake annoyed.

"Today we watch space marines destroying a piece of ... what i assume is the warp stricken artefact." said Knight.

"So this time we see some people from... other chapters. This time it is what i believe either the black templars or something similar. They are definitly not ultramarines or salamenders. Also not blood angels or blood ravens. Definitly not the imperial fist or a traitor legion. They could be grey knights which are like their version of daemon hunters." said Knight.

"Quick question. Not to you but to Ozpin. Do we have something like daemon hunters? Like hunters specialized for big hunts or especially dangerous kind of grimm." asked Jaune.

"Well... we have the slayer class hunters. They are basicly extremely high ranking hunters with semblances which can bring down half a kingdom. They are normaly only called when a grimm which could destroy a kingdom appears. As far as i know there were only 26 hunters and knights in total with that rank and only 5 still active." said Ozpin.

"Two. One was a fraud who had the semblance of "Here comes the money" and light pyromancy. Two were killed when trying to kill me, trying to outrange a master witch in her castle is stupid and yeah only two are left alive." said Salem while slurping a smoothie.

"... Atleast two are left." said Ozpin before he saw that Ivan the terrible came in as secretive as a man build in the size of an literal truck in height an width with babyblue armored skin could be, while he was carrying a red clothed paste.

"... I accidently fell on someone and hoped that you could revive him. Well i slipped and the... the main thing is i don't want to go through the paper work. So do you have something there that could... you know, revive him. If i go to Asclepius i have to do all that paper work." asked Ivan the terrible who is canonicly 5 meters at his smallest and multiple hundred kilogram to half a ton at his lightest.

(fun fact. In the lost belt was Ivan the terrible a ginormous mamoth at his largest. Large enough to be atleast a mountain or two high. The most adept way to call him would be a physical calamaty with an enormous size and capable of fiering lightning from the mamoth trunk.)

"Nope." said Knight which caused the Tsar to sigh. "Blyat." said Ivan as he mentally prepared himself for the dozens of papers he has to fill out.

Glynda took a closer look.

"One. One slayer class is left." said Glynda while looking at the hunter mark which was the only thing that was still in some reognizible condition.

"Blyat." said the tsar as his pile of paperwork just doubled itself to his hip height before Knight held out a card with a telephone number on it.