Abriged to oversee

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Well well well. Here we have Rwby abridged by Zehoverseer. I don't own Rwby or the abridged version of it. Note. I will do one episode because the entire series at once would be a bit... much. Well. This will be funny. Have fun. I don't own Rwby, Rwby abridged or your mind after i inadvertedly crumbled, crushed and pureed it down to it's base instincts after i put so many subtil suggestions into these chapters that you are part of my new empire...

The last one is a "yet". 

Which brings me to the next subtil suggestion: The cake is a lie.

Now all jokes assside. have fun reading and remember. I am neither child friendly nor hold back on curses or anything.

"And i said. "I am as sure of it being flammable as your mothers is an asshole. And your mother is Hera." And... what is with Weiss?" asked Knight as he and Salem, who he had a discussion just now, saw Weiss in a white dress with red sleeves.

"All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle." said Weiss while she was lying on a couch.

"We also have no idea. We just found her in Ruby's arms like that." said Blake.

"...I get the drug squad. Probably just Merlin who switched out the normal honey in the breakfast buffet for mad honey again. I swear. How does he get that stuff anyway in this amount?... Yeah hello. I need M.A.S (merlin ass kick) and anti toxin and..." said Knight while already having the doctors on the phone.

"I don't know what happened. She just came in while i was working and then "bam" fell down." said Ruby who was still in her mechanic outfit.

"Forget what i said. I just need a M.A.S ... Ruby. Humor me this once and just... motion how you presented yourself to Weiss." said Knight.

"Ehm... ok?" asked Ruby before she grabbed the equipment Mr Shadow supplied her, put the giant wrench on her shoulder and smiled.

 ok?" asked Ruby before she grabbed the equipment Mr Shadow supplied her, put the giant wrench on her shoulder and smiled

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"..." said everyone.

"I think we got our culprit. A cute culprit but still a culprit." said Yang.

"Yep." said everyone.

"Wait. What is with the redsleeves? And the hallucinations?" asked Winter.

"Bloodloss probably." said Salem before pulling Weiss arm away from her nose to reveal a river of blood.

"ohhhh." said everyone.

"On a side note. Ms Crane will be delighted to make a new dress because it is impossible to get blood out of clothing. I mean did you see my red dresses?" said Salem.

"Yes." said Watts and Ruby.

"They were once white." said Salem.

"How...?" began Summer.

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