Rwby react to something

Jingle all the (fucking) way

And we are back with another years christmas. Merry christmas my dear readers. This year i thought i should go more modern with the christmas story. And what is more christmassy then last minute christmas present that you bought while beating a horde of angry adults.

I don't own the fabulous chirstmas song "fairytale of newyork", that are the poques, i don't own rwby, that is viz, and i don't own Percy Jackson, that is Rick Riordan. I get nothing from this. And yes. "Jingle all the way" with Arnold schwarzenegger is one of my favourite christmas movies. It is on third place with "A christmas carol" on first place and "die hard" being on place two.

So merry christmas my favourite assholes and i sure hope this isn't your last.

P.s. Imagine as if i posted that thing on the 24.12

Everyone was exchanging christmas gifts, not the one from santa but ones they brought each other early, and happyness was in the air.

The servants were jolly. The world was safe, atleast for this year, and everyone, even the normally grumpy avengers, are smiling drinking and dancing. The chaldea cafeteria was redecorated to look like a bar with wooden walls and floors while christmas trees and decoration

"Here Ruby. My gift for you. Sure i haven't given you one last year but i really hope that balances it out." said Weiss with slight emberassment while they were in a corner.

"Come on Weiss you didn't have too... holy shit." said Ruby with wide eyes as she saw the most beautyfull necklace she has ever seen. 

It had a ruby rose pendant (and no i did not mean a pendant with rubys face on it but a ruby(the gem stone) which is shaped like a blooming rose(the flower/plant) as a pendant(that thingie you put on necklaces to make a 100x more expensive)).

 It was threaded on a silver chain and had some more decorative plates which can apparently mecha shift into an emergency shank. The gift that keeps on giving.

"That is... beautyfull. How did you find this?" asked Ruby with barely any mental capacity while Galway bay was playing.

"Oh you know. Last minute shopping." said Weiss emberassed before there was a collective email from Merlin.

"What the fuck? Am i already hammered enough to wake up to Merlins wake up prank on christmas morning?" asked Knight, sitting on a barhocker, while Cu was still drinking after a "friendly" match of ice hockey which ended with a total of 59 teeth being knocked out of the mouth of both teams.

"Nope. We are still partying christmas eve. Even if i belief that your mean right hook demolished the left side of my jaw." said Cas Cu who was next to him who spit out another tooth which now makes it 60 punched out teeth. He then healed his jaw and teeth with his runes so that he has his 32 teeth back.

"Well apparently it is only for team Rwby." said Jnpr who were partying with the rest.

"I suppose we have to stop him... But it is so comfy." said Blake who was almost napping Yangs embrace with Yangs constantly elevated body temperature causing her to feel like she under the covers of her bed. That her head is using Yangs chest as a pillow is just a bonus to the flame roasted salmon to her. She opened her present already when they were in their room and then came back to the party.

"Well... we have to... i suppose." said Yang sleepy in her chair after eating enough roosted goose for a small family and multiple pints of hot chocolate with alot of marshmallows and whipped cream as well as a bit of wine. Not as much as her uncle Qrow, who was completely wasted, had a few teeth missing and had a cat face painted on by the child servants, but still a bit drunk.