For she was reborn in fire

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I don't own honkai impact third, my favourite Mihoyo game, or Rwby or fgo. well onward with the video.

"I swear by the kami that i will fucking kill you both! You will not see tomorrow morning! It will be a fucking closet casket funeral because even your alcoholic or dead mother wouldn't recognise you once i am done! Even DEATH would need help piecing your soul back together once i am finished" shouted Emiya as he got Weiss Schnee and Kiana Kaslana out of the kitchen. Atleast the smoldering remains that once were a kitchen. 

Infront of the handcuffed Weiss and Kiana was the grand servant of the cooks, Emiya, while contemplating on getting the titel of herrscher killer and white fang hero.

"Well..." began Weiss before getting a shotgun sword pointed at her face. "I shut up." said Weiss scared

"Oh no. Keep talking while i smell the smoldering remains of my kingdom you can keep on talking." said Emiya while turning the remnant style shotgun into a broken phantasm by over clocking it with magical energy.

"Yeah. how about i take them. We wouldn't want to wipe up any blood now wouldn't we?" asked Knight while ducking under a slug of the exploding shot gun before emiya pulled out his bow and loaded broken phantasm "Caladbolg".

"hey! While the star eyed tuna survives that, the snowflake will surely not survive that!" said Knight while trying to calm him down. Weiss was sweating bullets while Kiana looked unconcerned.

"Ha! That won't even put a dent in my defenses! With mei senpai here i am as tough as thousand Kaslanas!" said Kiana while both the grand servant and the huntress looked at her as if she has just lost completly.

"Oh really?" asked Emiya while creating a quiver full of broken phantasm caladbolgs followed by a few thousand more being created in the air.

"Ehm... that would be really painfull." said Kiana now scared of the cook while swearing that she is seeing even their own weaponry their somewhere.

"And you will not do that because that would blow up all of chaldea." said Knight while silently stepping back.

"Fine. Drag them with you. But never let them back into the kitchen! Or may the kami help them i will find a way to kill all three of you!" shouted the grand cook Emiya in disgruntelement while Knight dragged them away.

"Ok that was... interesting. I never thought i would ever see literal satan that angry." asked Knight while he dragged them back to the theatre before taking out a key for the handcuffs.

Once he removed the cuffs where Mei was staring her down while Winter did the same with Weiss. Ruby just looks confused.

"Ok. Before we get more death threats today, because why the fuck not, we are looking at the video. The reason why Kiana and Mei are here is because it concerns Kiana and for the love me i can't get them seperate." said Knight.

"Ehm. Aren't you a god?" asked Yang.

"First. I am not all powerfull. Sure i can but it would be 50/50. Also..." began Knight before taking out a tissue.

"how could i tear them apart with the heart breaking story they have. To tear them apart for even a second would break my none existent heart. If what Kiana told me was true you went full on "We'll always have paris." on her when you left her." said Knight while wiping away his tears before he was punched in the face by the emberassed couple and flew through the wall.

"Please stop talking as if we were a couple straight out of casa blanca. Anything but casa blanca would have been ok. Literaly. Every other movie but casa blanca." said Mei emberassed.

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