Rwby react to something

Weaponry and magic

I don't own Rwby, warhammer or the templin institut. All credits belong to their respective creators.. Now. Onward with the weaponry, fires and siege weapons!

The sound of an hammer striking hot metal can be heared. Strike after strike metal gets forged into form before it was quenched in magical oil.

"Puh. Hopefully Weiss is happy with the new sword. The last ones kinda went up in flames after all. Or got bad." said Ruby while looking at her work in her personal forge. The fire was created with the help of the holy grail she obtained in the singularity, while she bought the oil to quench the blade from the market.

"Well. Weiss did want a weapon capable of leveling a city." said Ruby while looking at the silvery steel which then turned red.

"Come on Ruby. Give me your so..." said the sharp piece of metal before "seeing" the dark blob infront of a pile of metal.

"Great... It got possesed... again." said Ruby annoyed and threw it to Mr Shadow who ate the possessed blade as if it was candy.

"The iron and carbon mixture was most optimal this time. Magical energy satiation was of by 8%. Demonic possession of weapons increased by 20 percent through manic ambition for creating a perfect a weapon and your lack of sanity." said Mr Shadow before spitting out the exorcised blade which is now an normal piece of magical steel.

"Well. Time for a break." said Ruby who was now stretching herself before going to the shower and then into the cafeteria to get a bit of lunch. The cafeteria was somewhat empty because of the new obstacle race.

"It is an karakuri obstacle race." said Mr Shadow.

"So marrionettes? Neat." said Ruby while remembering the word "karakuri" from the time she watched the other version of her called "Shirogane".

"Hmmm. I wonder how it continous." thought Ruby while getting a plate with a few pieces of pizza before she walked to the theatre where Mr Shadow opened the door for her.

"Hello guys how is it go..." began Ruby only to see Knight ripping a katana out of Jaunes asshole while Jaune screamed in pain, his team and Wby screamed in shock while Otakemaru was sharing a bag of chips with Salem.

"Should have rammed him on something blunter." said Otakemaru(Avenger) bored while munching on chips before he stood up and walked out through the wall.

"nope." said Ruby before she walked back out again while letting go of her butt blood soaked pizza. The pizza and plate thereby vanishing in her shadows.

That is before Ozpin dragged her back in.

"We have another contestant for beacon in the karakuri death race!" said Ozpin who wants that grail while his hand stayed on Ruby's shoulder. Ozpin looked like he has been nothing but decaff for the last few hours. Ruby was questioning whatever remaining bit of sanity Ozpin had because of that.

"Initiate armagedon protocols. Three. two..." began Mr Shadow before Ozpin was hit by a frying pan.

"Hands off my baby." said Summer while Ruby was franticly trying to convince Mr Shadow to not cover remnant in new plaques that are not only pharma resistant but also in such mass and variety that even by biblical standards it is overkill.

"I give you a batch of cookies if you don't do that!" said Ruby.

"Stopping armargeddon protocols. Initiate discussion protocols. Cookies with chocolate chip and strawberries are required. Two dozen. And the liquid called strawberry milk. One liter." said Mr Shadow.

"Fine. Two dozen. You little ender of baked goods. And your strawberry milk." said Ruby while patting his head.

"Excitement." said Mr Shadow emotionless with Ruby chuckeling before looking towards Jaune who got healed with a potion.