Is that an axe?

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I don't own the video, which is fucking funny, and i don't own Rwby. Batbrick, also known as absolute batman, and the jonkler belong to Dc and warnerbrothers. Rwby is owned by Viz media.

"Well before we give out the provisorical servant cards to you how about a video." said Knight.

"Yeah. We just have to get Weiss from her part time job now... What is she doing actually?" asked Jaune.

"Well with odd jobs being a bit on the dry right now, the demigods and high powered and high indepted servants taking the remaining odd jobs and her having no cash left from the holiday season is she doing the only thing she can do now. low paying jobs but those in masses. Meaning she is in the farming dungeons." said Knight while a shiver ran over his spine.

"Farming dungeons?" asked Jaune confused.

"You have to farm the same enemy for materials with the same setup over and over again for hours without end. It is a paying job, yes, but it is only step shy of modern slavery. Paid by the materials and support abilities you give, it is both a training ground, a testing ground and something which you normally do for a fucking long time. They probably want her for the supporting glyphs like gravity, time dilation and all that. It is one of those mentaly and physicly exhausting jobs that don't pay well but some one has to do it. Luckily i am not often taken to grinding duties which we lovingly call "the grinding mines"." said Knight happy that he is "less not taken" and more "banned for eternity" from grinding.

"Why is that?" asked Winter.

"Weeeeeeeeeeeelllllllll..." began Knight. 

"You know what. I don't wanna know. If you begin a story like that, it probably ends with something stupid and explosions." said Winter angry before weiss broke through the door mumbeling something.

"Hey weiss are you ok?" asked Ruby concerned.

"The star of prophecy. The land of hope and the ruins of paradise. Even if no one calls you will hold the star aloft. For whom is this fate. Around Caliburn." whispered Weiss while the spell was burned into her memory. Every step she did was heavy. She had eyebags under her eyebags which had eyebags. Her shoulder were slumping down and she looked like she was cleaning toilets in a fastfood resteraunt after a childs birthday. She equally smells like that too. She wasn't wearing a combat skirt but a blue overall and heavy boots.

"Ehm... weiss...?" asked Yang concerned.

"The star of prophecy. the land of hope and the ruins of paradise. Even if no one calls you will hold the star aloft. For whom is this fate. Around Caliburn." whispered Weiss traumatised.

"Is she ok?" asked Winter scared for her sister who was repeating the same chant over and over again.

"Well apparently she was part of the support unit because the fighters are changable with the arts set up the support unit is not. She probably heared Castorias np line so often that it burned into her mind. Luckily she is not El melloi. She would have then died of exhaustion and have an eternal hatred of golden apples." said Knight before flicking her forehead as she repeated the chant again. Then he sprayed some scent remover on her.

"What happened?! I just remember being in the dungeons and then... blank!" said Weiss before she touched down her pockets to fell her pay there and a note that said that she move as quickly out of the grind support as possible if she wanna keep her sanity.

"Signed, Lord El melloi the second, pseudo servants of zhunge liang." read Weiss.

"Well. Lets see it this way. You have your first shitty job. Congrats. And now take a shower because my sense of smell is so strong that it physicly hurts to smell you even with the scent remover. And i have been sprayed by a skunk so believe me when i say. You smell worse." said Knight while holding his nose.

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