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The bermuda triangle. Ant had always wanted to visit, the rest of his family had finally relented. 

The trip turned out weirder than expected. They were currently stuck in a pocket dimension at the bottom of the ocean. Their engines were working fine but they still couldn't move. There were strange creatures outside their windows and things were looking a little bleak. When suddenly they saw a blur of purple go past.

“*gasp* My son!!!!..... Oh no my son! My son who is stuck with Proteus in a pocket dimension!”

“How are they moving?” 

“Dad is that seriously what you’re focusing on?!"

Just then Alpheus called them.

"Hello Nektons."

"SON!!!! Its so good to see you again!!"

"I am not your son!!! We've been over this a hundred times!!!!"

"Nonsense, you're a part of this family now. You should come over now and have some cookies!"

"We have cookies?"

"Not right now but I can make some!"

"I don't want your cookies Nekton!! Stop treating me like a kid!!!"

"You are a kid."

Alpheus glared at them.

"I am the next ruler of Lumuria! I will find the terror and I will make you rule the day you mocked me!!!"

"Did Protues teach you to say that?"

"... he did, but-"

"Right is he there I'd like to talk to him?"

"Excuse me?"

"It'll be quick, me and my son just have a few choice words to exchange with him."

Alpheus glared harder but did call Protues up to the bridge. Protues did not seem to happy about it.

"Ah, the Nektons, what a pleasur-"

"Cut the crap Protues what have you been teaching my grandson!?"

"Mrs Nekton please there is no need for that sort of language."

Protues said smiling. That only seemed to annoy Kaiko more.

"Alpheus, sweetie would you cover your ears for me please?"

"Excuse me?!"

"Just for a moment honey."

Alpheus mumbled something about Nektons being stupid but did eventually cover his ears. As soon as he did Kaiko let loose, screaming obscenities at Protues until his face paled. She screamed at him for almost five straight minutes.

"AND I EVER GET MY HANDS ON YOU I WILL MAKE YOUR REGRET BEING BORN YOU PIECE OF SH*T."

"What does sh*t mean?"

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