The Deep Oneshots Part 2

ant napped au

Tw: child abuse. Neglect and physical abuse. Panic attacks

"Aria drop the scramblers."

"-ich if I ever get my hands on you!-"

Alpheus raises his eyebrow as Fontaine screamed at him through the comms. Ant tried he's best not to laugh.

"- I will kill you!! Give him back!"

Fontaine punctuated her last point by hitting the window again.

"I didn't take him! I don't even want him here!"

Fontaine glared at him through the window.

"Then why did you kidnap him!"

"I didn't!!" Alpheus protested.

Fontaine banged on the window again, cracks began to form.

Alpheus clicked his tongue, "that's not good. Aria could you activate the window shield please."

A metal panel slammed down cutting off the water that was leaking in.

"Hey- open that back up!!"

"No."

"Assh*le!!"

"Rude."

"I mean she's not wrong."

Alpheus turned to Ant glaring. Thinking for a moment before replying.

"Do you want me to tell Protues your traditional high society lamurian dancing needs work? Because to me-

"-Nonono, I was mistaken your the best, so kind."

Ant shuddered thinking of the last dance lesson, hours and hours spent in that ridiculous outfit dancing with Protues. He'd rather die that go through that again.

"But it could reeeeally do with some work."

"I'm not wearing that stupid robe thing again! It smells like old people and itches!!"

Ant whined.

"Anyway we're getting off topic, Fontaine Nekton, pleasure to meet you."

"Die."

"Rude."

"You kidnapped my brother, crashed a woa satellite, stole the mapping data, and let's not forget YOU KIDNAPPED MY BOTHER!!"

Fontaine screamed slamming the fists of he knight onto the hull.

"I did not kidnap him!! I don't even want him here!! If it were up to me he'd be out of here already!!"

"You brought down a satellite?"

"Yes."

"...Why?"

"I'm so glad you asked. I now have access to the most comprehensive map of the bottom of the ocean, in the entire world! With this I'll be able t-"

"You were bored weren't you?"

"What no!"

Ant looked disappointedly at Alpheus.

"OK maybe a little!"

"Don't you usually mess with the guardians when you're bored?"

"I wasn't near any of their bases- why are we talking about this!"

Aria's voice cut in.

"Kaiko and Willam Nekton have located the second half of the satellite."

"Huh, already."