The elemental idiots

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It continues!!!

Zuko was walking back to his boat. The sun was starting to come up. The other boys were following him. They had no where else to go and Zuko didn't want to just leave them here. The spirit clearly sent them for a reason, even if he wasn't sure what that reason could be.

Alpheus and Shoto were talking. They were only a few minutes in but Alpheus already did not like Shotos dad. He had decided that this kid was now a part of his family and he wasn't going to let anything happen to him. He'd tried a few times to get Zuko to talk to them but he hadn't said much. Shoto also seemed a little annoyed at Zuko's silence, he seemed determined to press all of his buttons.

"Sooo ponietail-"

"It's. A Phoenix Tail!"

"Ponietail. Why are you hunting this avatar anyway?"

"Non of you business!"

"And where are we going ponie tail?"

"To my ship, now shut up or I'll leave you here."

"Suuuure, anyway why do you have such a stupid hair cut?"

"Ok Shoto, stop antagonising the fiery boi."

"Come on. We're following him onto a random ship we deserve to know who we're staying with."

"If he doesn't want to talk then leave him be."

"Ooor we could play a game. Here's the deal for every question you answer you can ask each of us something."

"Fine, if it will get you to shut up."

Shoto smiled.

"Ok first question. What's with the hair?"

Zuko sighed.

"It's traditional to wear ones hair like this during banishment."

"Banishment? What did you do?"

"Don't I get to ask you two a question now?"

"Yes, you do. But I'm curious."

"That can be your next question.... have either of you two been banished before?"

"No."

"Yes."

Zuko lifted an eyebrow. He did not expect Alpheus if all people to be banished.

"What we're the terms?"

"I think it's my turn to ask a question."

Shoto said smiling.

"Fine."

"Right as your scar twin I wanna know how you got your scar."

"My father gave me it."

"He. Did. What."

"Burnt me, don't worry I deserved it."

"You're a child there is no way you deserved that."

Zuko gave him a skeptical look before continuing down the path.

"I don't wanna talk about this anymore."

"Oh come oooon."

"Shoto leave it."

"Fine."

There was silence until they finally got back to the ship. The sun was starting to come up and Zuko realised he was gonna have to explain to the crew where Alpheus and Shoto came from.

"You know, I'm kinda jealous."

"Keep your voice down."

"Why are you jealous Alpheus?"

"You two have these magic powers and I don't. I would love to be able to control water, it would be great!!"

Alpheus raised his hands and when he did water raise out of the sea on either side of the boat. There were several seconds of silence before the three heard a door open and saw a man walk out from below deck.

"Where is that bra-"

The man stopped when he saw the Prince standing beside two strangers.

"Good morning Lieutenant."

"Umm, sir you- you are aware that there's a water bender behind you right?"

"Yes Lieutenant, I am aware."

Zuko turned to Alpheus.

"Can you put the water down before he has a heart attack."

"Speaking of hearts, do you think you can bend someone's blood?"

Shoto asked. Alpheus smiled.

"I think can, but I'd need a test subject."

Shoto and Alpheus turned to the Lieutenant. The Lieutenant started to slowly back away.

"Say, Lieutenant. Can you give me a hand."

"Umm, no s-sorry I- I have things to do."

The man quickly ran like his life depended on it.

"I don't appreciate you threatening my crew Alpheus."

"Say what you want but no one gets to call my brother a brat but me."

Zuko gave Alpheus and odd look. He thought these two were absolutely insane. They barley knew him buy they had followed him to his ship. They were far too trusting

"Anyway, do you have any coffee?"

"What's coffee?"

Alpheus looked at him for a few seconds before he camly walked over to the ships railings and jumped overboard.

No coffee what ever will he do.

Alpheus and uncle iroh tag teaming Zuko like 'stop chasing the avatar and sleep you idiot!' While shoto helps Zuki by distracting them

Also Alpheus may fight the fire lord just saying.

Thanks for reading please leave any thoughts or suggestions in the comments and feel free to use any of my ideas or oc's in your own works!!!

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