Lily, parking the car: Can you guys get a table?
The Marauders: Alright.
[moments later]
Sirius, sprinting out of a restaurant, carrying a table: START THE CAR!
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Harry Potter Jokes
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The Table
Lily, parking the car: Can you guys get a table?
The Marauders: Alright.
[moments later]
Sirius, sprinting out of a restaurant, carrying a table: START THE CAR!