Mornings with the Marauders in Hogwarts

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Remus: Sirius, wake up

Sirius: are we going to have morning sex?

Remus: ahm No

Sirius: Then no

Remus: *rolls eyes* we have classes Pad

Sirius: Tell McGonagall I cant go

Remus: why not?

Sirius: My boyfriend doesn't love me anymore and I'm too sad

James:have the damn morning sex with him Moony

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