McGonagall: I believe we are running a little late.
Flitwick: only ten minutes.
Sprout: Do you think they started without us?
McGonagall: *opens door to faculty room*
Dumbledore: ONE HUNDRED TO GRYFFINDOR BECAUSE HARRY IS AN UPSTANDING YOUNG MAN
Snape: ONE THOUSAND POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR BECAUSE POTTER IS AN INSOLENT BRAT
Dumbledore: TEN THOUSAND POINTS GO GRYFFINDOR BECAUSE HARRY HAS WONKY GLASSES
Snape: A MILLION POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR BECAUSE POTTER HAS DISCARDED THE RULES EVER SINCE HE-
Dumbledore: ONE BILLION POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COME UP WITH NEW INSULTS
Snape: ONE MORE POINT THAN YOU CAN EVER SAY FROM GRYFFINDOR FOREVER AND EVER
McGonagall: . . .
Fligwick: . . .
Sprout: . . .
Trelawney: I feel some disturbed Karma in this room.
McGonagall: No one asked you, Sybill.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
