Lily: James Potter, well you marry me?
Sirius: *pops out of nowhere* YES, YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES
Lily: Sirius I-
Remus: *bounces in the room* So when do you think the wedding should be? I'm thinking more of an autumn wedding. We could have it outside, with the leaves changing colours, so they could match your hairy. *a notebook magically appear* It should be at the end of September I think. October's never really a good month for me.
Peter: *stumbles in* I think the cake should be a triple layered cake with chocolate on the bottom, for you Moony, Vanilla in the middle and whatever you feel like on top.
Sirius: LILY EVANS YOU HAVE MADE THIS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE *begins to sob*
James: This is like the fifth proposal we've tried. I told you Evans, no matter who does the asking, they'll always be there.
Sirius: I shall commence my bachelor party. Come Wormtail, we have details to discuss.
Remus: You have made me the happiest man alive, future Mrs. Lily Black-Lupin-Pettigrew-Potter. *pecks her cheek on way out*
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
