In the teachers restroom:
Flitwick: You know what day it is tomorrow, Minerva?
Minerva: Yes Filius. I know.
Flitwick: How are you going to handle it this year?
Minnie: I'm just trying to decide whether I will call off all my lessons and hide in my room all day or not.
Flitwick: Would be a wise choice.
Minnie: I know.
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Meanwhile in the Gryffindor dorms:
Sirius: (wickedly) You know what day tomorrow is gentlemen?
Remus: (smirking cruelly) We Do. The best day of the year.
James: The only day we can do whatever we want without getting punished.
Peter: The day teachers hide in their rooms instead of having lessons.
Sirius: The day we can fully use our brilliant, evil instead of having lessons.
Marauders: April Fools Day! (Dramatic evil laughter)
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
