Sirius: *being disturbingly still*
Lilly: *To Remus* what's wrong with him?
Remus: He's trying to behave himself.
Lily: . . . Why?
Remus: He and James have a bet going with me . . . Whoever gets detention first loses and has to be my study partner for the O.W.L.S. *gesturing to a twitching James* I'm not sure it's going so well . . .
Lily: You mean, he's not usually this twitchy? I never noticed . . . .
James: (yelling) I HEARD THAT!
McGonagall: Mr. Potter, since you seem to want to disrupt my lecture I will see you in Detention on Friday Evening.
Sirius: *rather loudly* HA!!!!!! I WIN!!
McGonagall: You too Mr. Black.
Sirius: Damn . . . .
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
