Sirius: you're double nuts!
Lily: All right, that's it. No more shepherds pie. *vanishes their plates*
James: Evans!
Lily: *corrects with a smile* Mrs. Potter
James: *Goofy grin* oh yeah . . . . .
Sirius: *as petulant as ever* Mrs. Prongs!
Lily: Every time we have shepherds pie, you fight.
James: We're not fighting.
Sirius: We're bonding.
James: And we're starving!
Sirius: Come on.
James: We won't fight anymore.
Sirius: We promise.
Lily: No. Shepherds pie is just too much excitement. I should not have severed shepherds pie. You two always fight when we have shepherds pie.
James: That's not true.
Sirius: We fight just as much when we have pot pie-
James: -and treacle tart-
Sirius: -any kind of tart really.
James: Pudding.
Sirius: -Yorkshire pudding, especially.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
