Sirius: Hey Remus, you can have my share of Halloween Chocolate's.
Remus: Why?
Sirius: Chocolate doesn't agree with me anymore. I suppose it comes with being a dog.
Remus: Oh, I'm sorry.
Sirius: Why are you apologizing?
Remus: Just-You-Know- nothing. Well, I thank you.
Sirius: You're welcome.
Remus: I-I should go and find James before he gets another detention.
Sirius: Probably a good idea. See you later.
Sirius:
Peter: Liar
Sirius: Pardon?
Peter: you're fine with chocolate. You ate half of my supply last week.
Sirius:
Sirius: I'll eat the other half if you mention this to Remus.
Peter:
Peter: I can't decide whether you're a good person or not.
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/154832485-288-k390132.jpg)
YOU ARE READING
Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^