James: *holds the door open for Lily* after you.
Lily: No, after you.
James: I insist, after you.
Sirius: *pushes past both of them* After me.
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Harry Potter Jokes
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After me
James: *holds the door open for Lily* after you.
Lily: No, after you.
James: I insist, after you.
Sirius: *pushes past both of them* After me.