James: Sirius has blue eyes, right?
Peter: Why do you need to know?
James: I'm working on a potion that'll change your eye colour to match your mood. I need to know what Sirius's original eye colour is before I test it out.
Peter: He won't be happy.
James: Only if he finds out. The test amount shouldn't last long enough for him to notice.
Remus: They're grey.
James: Huh?
Remus: Sirius's eyes. They're grey.
James: How do you know?
Remus:
Remus: I- I'm...... observant.
James:
James: Nice. Cheers, mate.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^