Owl 1: I just delivered some fudge! The boy looked so happy when I dropped it off!
Owl 2: I just delivered news to my owner that her little brother just displayed his first case of accidental magic!
Hedwig while cleaning her feathers: oh that's nice. I just delivered a secret message to an innocent escaped prisoner who is disguised as a dog that detailed plans for destroying the most evil wizard this world has ever known.
Owl 1: .........
Owl 2: .........
Hedwig: Hoot Hoot bitches
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
