"THIRTY-ZERO! TAKE THAT, YOU DIRTY CHEATING-"
"Jordan, if you can't communicate in an unbiased way-!"
"I'm telling it like it is, Professor!"
"Gryffindor- what an excellent Chaser that girl is, and rather attractive too-"
"JORDAN!"
"Sorry, Professor."
"Slytherin in possession-Flint with the Quaffle- passes Spinnet-Passes Bell- hit hard in the face by a Bludger, hope it broke his nose- only joking, Professor-Slytherin score-Oh no......"
Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides. "So- after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!"growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right, Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure, so a penalty to Gryffindor."
"YOU CHEATING SCUM!" Lee Jordan was howling into the megaphone, dancing out of Professor McGonagalls reach.
"YOU FILTHY CHEATING B---"
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
