Remus: I can't believe became Anigmi for me.
James: Believe it, Remus, we're here for y- Sirius.....?
Sirius: mmmf- wat
James: Er, should you be eating that?
Sirius:..... hmm?
Remus: Well, isn't your animagus a dog?..... Doesn't chocolate kill dogs?
Sirius: ..........
*drops chocolate frog in shock*
James: *vague panick* I'm sure it'll be fine-
Sirius: AM I GOING TO DIE?
James: oh here we go-
Sirius: REMUS, AM I GOING TO DIE??
Remus: I really don't think you're going to DIE, Sirius-
Sirius: THE ROOM
James: I shouldn't have even said anything-
Sirius: IT'S SPINNING
Remus: Sirius you're overreacting-
Sirius: THE DARKNESS IS UPON ME
Sirius: THE LIGHT IS FADING
Sirius: WHERE ARE YOU? I CAN'T SEE YOU! JAMES I CAN'T SEE YOU-
James: You're facing the wall Sirius-
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
