Lily: (About Sirius) does he have an off button?
Remus: Well, usually we just tape his mouth shut.
Lily: Oh my god, you've actually done that before? That's crazy!
Remus: *looks at Sirius talking* is it though?
Lily:
Lily: Hand me the duct tape.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^