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Off Button

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by Sweetmay8

by Sweetmay8

Lily: (About Sirius) does he have an off button?

Remus: Well, usually we just tape his mouth shut.

Lily: Oh my god, you've actually done that before? That's crazy!

Remus: *looks at Sirius talking* is it though?

Lily:

Lily: Hand me the duct tape.