Sirius: I can't believe what you did that last night.
Remus: What *I* did?
Sirius: Yes!
Remus: you drank an entire bottle of fire-whiskey!
Sirius: Yes And-
Remus: And then you forgot you did it, and started interrogating everybody about why your bottle was empty.
Sirius: Right But-
Remus: Then you stole Peter's shirt.
Sirius: .......
Remus: wore it around your head like a hat, stripped down and gyrated on the table to music that WASN'T PLAYING until you fell on top of a third year and passed out on the poor lad.
Sirius: Exactly.
Remus: Exactly what?
Sirius: Now how could you allow me to do all of these things as if I'm capable of making good decisions?
Remus: Sirius, I swear to Merlin-
Sirius: Very irresponsible of you, Moony, I've been so disappointed in your behavior.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
