First year:
Lily: I don't like you very much
James: me neither
Second Year:
Lily: You're a toe rag! I hate you!
James: Yeah..... well, you're a ginger!
Third Year:
Lily: You're a real arse!
James: Why Yes, my arse is quite real!
Fourth Year:
Lily: Leave my friends alone, you toe-rag, I hate you!
James: Alright...... you're quite cute when you're angry
Fifth Year:
Lily: You're an inconsiderate, Git! A self absorbed toe rag!
James: So no snog later then?
Lily: I hate you Potter!
Sixth Year:
Lily: I still hate you, even if you did save Snape.
James: So that's a yes to Hogsmeade?
Lily: . . .
Seventh Year:
James: Lily, will you go with me to Hogsmeade?
Lily: Do you have to ask if we're dating?
James: After sixth year I need reassurance.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
