Sirius: Hey Potters, can I sleep on your couch after the party?
Lily: No, you can't. We're sleeping on the couch.
Sirius: What? Why?
Lily: Because the bed is . . . Is kind of Broken.
Sirius:
Sirius: The bed is . . . James, you DOG! I didn't know you had it in you!
James: Trust me, it's way less cool then it sounds.
Lily: He didn't even need me to break the bed.
Sirius: Well that's just sad.
James: NOT LIKE THAT.
Lily: He was dancing to the Twist and shout and jumped on the bed so hard that it broke underneath him.
Sirius: OK, that sounds a lot more like something James would have done.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
