Lily: I love Cats.
James: Me too. I'm . . . The biggest cat person ever.
Sirius: *gasps* I thought you were my best mate!
James: Sirius-
Sirius: No, don't even speak my name, traitor.
*leaves*Lily: What just happened?
James: Sirius is just having his daily drama Queen moment, that's all.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^