Sirius: OH MY GOD, EVANS, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Sirius: I'M NOT PREPARED FOR THIS
Sirius: IS EVERYTHING GOING SO FAST
Sirius: IT'S TO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY, I CAN'T HANDLE IT
Sirius: IT'S TOO SOON-
Lily: Sirius.
Sirius: I MEAN WE WERE AT HOGWARTS JUST A YEAR AGO
Sirius: I CAN BARLEY TAKE OF MYSELF, AND MOONY, LOOK AT MOONY, POOR THING, HE CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF, LET ALONE A BABY
Sirius: *grabbing a horrified Remus Lupin and screaming in the background*
Lily: Sirius, do you know that-
Sirius: PACK YOUR THINGS, MOONY, WE ARE LEAVING.
Lily: Sirius, you are aware of-
Sirius: YES, EXACTLY! MOONY IS A WEREWOLF, HE CAN'T DEAL WITH TINY LITTLE BREAKABLE THINGS AS BABIES!
Lily: Sirius, you are not the father.
Sirius: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT THE FATHER?!
Sirius: IF IT BELONGS TO PRONGS, IT BELONGS TO ME
Sirius: IT'S ALL MY RESPONSIBILITY
Lily: how do you stand him?
James: He did exactly the same when I proposed to you.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
