James: She said yes! I have a date with Lily!
Peter: Congratulations!
Remus: Well done.
Sirius: I was wondering when our bet would come to an end.
James: you made a bet?
Remus: Yes, about whether you'd acquire a date with Lily before the end of school.
Sirius: Or, ever.
James: you'd bet against me succeeding?!
Sirius: Of course not my deer-est friend. Who do you think I am?
James: I knew I could count on you Padfoot. Shame on the rest of you.
Remus:
Peter:
James: Right, I will let you off for now as I need to go and sort out a few things for my date. I'll see you later.
Sirius:
Remus: Ahem
Sirius: Yes, Yes, I'll pay you after dinner. Don't you owe Remus anything Pete?
Peter: Oh no, I'm not stupid enough to bet against Remus.
Sirius:
Sirius: Good to know.
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Harry Potter Jokes
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