James: Dad, why do you feel the need to exaggerate everything when you're telling a story? That is not what happened at all.
Fleamont: James. You want to tell me you didn't launch yourself behind a pile of books in the store because you seen a ......Lily? Was it, Lily?
James: Listen
James: I didn't launch myself
James: I slipped
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
