Sirius: Oi! Remus put that down!
Remus: What are you talking about?
Sirius: That thing in your hand, Lily told me all about them. They are cursed objects in the muggle world.
Remus: What? No, Sirius this is a-
Sirius: Very evil object I know!
Sirius: *Takes out wand*
Remus: what are you do-
Sirius: INCENDIO!
Remus:
Sirius: you're welcome
Remus: you've just killed my rubber duck
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^