Rubber duck

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Sirius: Oi! Remus put that down!

Remus: What are you talking about?

Sirius: That thing in your hand, Lily told me all about them. They are cursed objects in the muggle world.

Remus: What? No, Sirius this is a-

Sirius: Very evil object I know!

Sirius: *Takes out wand*

Remus: what are you do-

Sirius: INCENDIO!

Remus:

Sirius: you're welcome

Remus: you've just killed my rubber duck

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