McGonagall: Believe me, Mr. Black, when I say you cannot do the two-year N.E.W.T. In a few months.
*five months later*
James: So you took her words as a personal challenge?
Sirius: I did the two-year N.E.W.T. course two days before my exams. Put that on my résumé

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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^