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Distraction Two

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by Sweetmay8

by Sweetmay8

                                    
                                              Lily: I still don't understand why you hang around Potter and Black. They're a bad influence, all there stupid schemes and pranks. 
                          Remus: most of their ideas are harmless, and some are quite funny.
                          Lily: That's no excuse. They need to grow up and start behaving properly. You shouldn't just let them push you around.
                          Remus: Indeed.
                          Lily: I like talking with you, Remus. You listen. You're also kind and mature. You're far to good for them. 
                          Remus:
                          Lily: Hang on, you came to speak with me for a reason, right?
                          Remus: Nothing in particular.
                          Lily: So, you just came to let me rant at you for 15 minutes?
                          Remus: Your company is always appreciated.
                          Lily:
                          Lily: You're distracting me whilst Potter and Black do something stupid.
                          Remus: Look at the time, I must be off. I don't want to be late for class. Pleasure speaking with you, Lily.
                          Lily: 
                          Lily:
                          Lily: They're all alike.