James: You thinking about the food fight seventy-three?
Sirius: As well as the kitchens massacre of seventy-six.
James and Sirius don identical found expressions.
Lily: *Shakes head* I married a child.
Sirius: Children.
James: Four.
Lily: Sorry?
Sirius: you marry on of us, you marry us all-
James: -Mrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs.
Lily: I should of read the fine print.
James: even if you do solemnly swear to back out now, I'm afraid it's too late. Right Padfoot?
Sirius:Right Prongs *Nods* Mischief managed.
James and Sirius high five.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
