Snape: If you have 10 Chocolate frogs and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Snape: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the frogs, how many would you have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
Snape: 50 points from Gryffindor and 100 to Slytherin
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
