Remus: Sirius, It's Valentine's day. James and Peter both have dates. You've said no to all 14 girls who've asked you out so far. Claiming you already had plans. But you're just say here keeping me company in the deserted common room. Why did you turn down all these girls and what the hell are your plans?
Sirius: *stretching out so he can casually put his arm around Remus's shoulders* take a wild guess, Lupin
Awwww this so cute, I lowkey ship
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
