McGonagall: Mr. Black, I simply cannot go with you to the Yule-
Sirius: I knew it! You're with Remus aren't you? And I thought he was sneaking out to go to the Library-
McGonagall: I can perfectly assure you that Mr. Lupin and I-
Sirius: What about the kids, Minnie? Did you ever think about the kids?!?
McGonagall: The kids?
Sirius: oh the kids! James and Peter are going to be devastated! I can't believe this Minnie, we're never going to be a proper family!
McGonagall:
McGonagall: In that case, I'd like full custody of James
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^